Monster Blog (11/17): Column By Abyss |
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Tuesday, 17 November 2009
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Register with TNAwrestling.com for free email updates! CLICK HERE TO SIGN UP THE MONSTER BLOG: BY ABYSS From SpikeTV.com to TNAwrestling.com comes "The Monster Blog", a weekly column by TNA Wrestling superstar "The Monster" Abyss! Check back each week for a new entry from Abyss: Hello everyone again. Its your favorite Monster, Abyss coming to you with this weeks MONSTER BLOG at TNAWRESTLING.COM. It’s been a crazy week to say the least. I didn’t give Dr. Stevie enough credit as he surprised and shocked the world last week. How you ask? For those of you who didn’t see, Dr. Stevie orchestrated the return of Raven to TNA, and it couldn’t have come at a better time for Dr. Stevie. Mick gave me Dr. Stevie on a silver platter. All I had to do was beat him, and he was GONE from TNA forever. And indeed, I did have Dr. Stevie beat with my pattented Black Hole Slam. But Raven took that away from me. He took the joy away from me of seeing Dr. Stevie banished from TNA FOREVER. In addition to that, Raven burned Mick Foleys eye severely by throwing fire at him. I am so distraught and I cant handle my emotions right now. My idol and mentor was badly injured while trying to defend me. I am so sorry Mick. I never meant for you to get hurt and I promise from here on I will be protecting you and that bad eye. As for you Raven and Dr. Stevie...I hope you read this, because when I get my hands on both of you, your both going to wish that you never heard the name ABYSS again. I promise. My girlfriend Lauren and I have really been busy and haven’t seen a whole lot of each other lately. I know she is busy being beautiful and I hope to get some more time to spend with her soon. I don’t like that the Beautiful People are harassing her like they are but I just dont have the time to worry about that right now because I need to focus on Raven and Dr. Stevie. The Indianapolis Colts and the New Orleans Saints are the only two remaining undefeated teams in the NFL. I wonder if either team has a shot at running the table so to speak and going undefeated???? Wow that would be an incredible accomplishment??? I wish I could be undefeated too but my team is 6-4 and riding a two game winning streak. I think this could be the year for me in Fantasy Football after all. Wish me continued luck everyone! Balloon boy's parents were officially charged and sentenced this past week. Good. They should be punished for pulling such an emotional and heart wrenching hoax like they did. I heard that the mom of Balloon Boy was almost deported back to her homeland for the incident. Instead she was sentenced for a couple months of jail time. Hey if they deported her maybe they should have done it by sending HER back in a balloon. I love balloons! Id love to fly in one someday but I think I might be over the weight limit. Well everyone, its time for me to go to. Im so excited for Impact this week because I am going to get my hands on Raven and Dr. Stevie without a dount in my mind. Tune in Thursday....I promise it will be a night that Raven and Dr. Stevie never forget. Take care everyone. Bye bye! Abyss |
